left but equal?

Let’s face it, everyone hates lefties.  They are the most highly discriminated against group of people on the planet.  I mean, I personally can’t remember the last time someone killed 6 million southpaws, but I’m sure it happened at some point.  Anyway, what I’m talking about is the subtle everyday “fuck you” the world gives them with things like:

scissors

desks

guns

knives

computer mice

handwriting

golf clubs

guitars

drum sets

phones

virtually all machinery

The list goes on, forever.  And they just sit back and take it!  I don’t know why, maybe the leucine-rich repeat transmembrane neuronal protein 1 gene is linked to a secret love of getting pounded in the ass by society or something.  So… I would just like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to all of my sinistral friends out there.  Don’t worry guys, A CHANGE IS GONNA COME!  Obama is a lefty.

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2 responses to “left but equal?

  1. Lucy

    It is only because all the righties are jealous of our awesomeness.

  2. asrarnama

    OR I get stuck with a leftie desk every Tuesday and Thursday.

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