Let’s face it, everyone hates lefties. They are the most highly discriminated against group of people on the planet. I mean, I personally can’t remember the last time someone killed 6 million southpaws, but I’m sure it happened at some point. Anyway, what I’m talking about is the subtle everyday “fuck you” the world gives them with things like:
virtually all machinery
The list goes on, forever. And they just sit back and take it! I don’t know why, maybe the leucine-rich repeat transmembrane neuronal protein 1 gene is linked to a secret love of getting pounded in the ass by society or something. So… I would just like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to all of my sinistral friends out there. Don’t worry guys, A CHANGE IS GONNA COME! Obama is a lefty.