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Kenji the workplace sexual harassment robot

Some of you may have heard of this robot in Japan who fell in love with one of his intern/trainer people, barricaded her in his room, and refused to stop hugging her repeatedly until his eventual deactivation by two senior staff members.  But to be perfectly fair here, did you see the way she was dressed?  SHE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT!!! Continue reading

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WOMEN OF ERRORDACTYL (and you thought it wouldn’t work)

 

Well that wasn’t so hard, was it?  That’s retorical (fucking stupid ass text based communication).  At any rate, I’m glad that at least SOME of my readers out there don’t take themselves too seriously.  And bonus points for the purple sharpie too, that rules.

So here’s to all of you who don’t have a stick up your ass.  Keep it cumming coming!

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THE WOMEN OF ERRORDACTYL AD CAMPAIGN!

THIS IS A CALL TO MY FEMALE READERSHIP to send pictures of their bare chests (or cleavage if you’re a prude) with “www.errordactyl.com” scrawled across them in sharpie.  The pictures will then be distributed across the internet in prominent (probably inappropriate) places.  If you’re not a female, don’t let that stop you from degrading your friends by convincing them to participate.

Send pictures to: errordactyl@gmail.com

must be at least 18 to enter.

and before you get all on my nuts about this, please also note that I know this is a blatant exploitation and objectification of women, and does not adhere to any “commonly excepted” social ethical code (at least not one that people will admit to).  So if that’s all you want to tell me, save your breath.  I don’t care, because sex sells and that’s a fact.

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the errordactyl coolness aptitude test

Welcome to the errordactyl coolness aptitude test, or the ECAT for short.  The purpose of the ECAT is to determine just how valid you are to society.  I tested it out yesterday for the first time on my two friends Patrick and Anthony.  Below is the test, followed by the answers, and the transcripts of my conversations with them.

TO TAKE THE TEST, SIMPLY CHOOSE WHICH THING IS COOLER:

1 ) freakishly tall people vs. freakishly short people

2 ) motorcycles vs. siamese twins attached at the penis

3 ) those extreme fish that live in super hot water vs. the NASA plane with backwards wings that can fly out of our atmosphere

4 ) Ronald McDonald vs. the alien-Sigourney Weaver hybrid from the “Alien” movies

5 ) the sun vs. boobs

6 ) persians vs. the tooth fairy

7 ) alcohol vs. the color brown

8 ) non-anime cartoons vs. cold stuff between -40 and 0 degrees Celsius

9 ) Mayans vs. the printing press

10 ) hagfish vs. butterflies

11 ) hitler vs. cigarettes

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