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pshttt… humans

 

I’m not the biggest fan of humans, I’m just going to be up front about that one.  I know, I know, I’m a human and I have human friends that I like, but i think that’s kind of on par with when you accuse someone of being racist, and they respond with “I have plenty of black friends”.  They’re still racist, and I still hate humans.  I mean, what the hell do we do?  We’re pointless!!! We’re not even a link in the food chain!  We’re just the ball at the end of it, dragging everything else down with us.  Fuck humans.  The only cool thing we have ever done is music (and pyramids).  Music is awesome, but at the same time, it really isn’t anything at all.  It’s just a concept, existing solely in the minds of other humans.  Even when music is played, it takes an other human to interpret it as more than just sound.  A dog doesn’t know the difference between music and the humm of an electric light.  So without humans, music isn’t real, it sucks too.

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in case you didn’t believe me

I can’t make this stuff up.  Seriously.  I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that someone turned to Google for coital disrobing advice, or the fact that my site came up in the search results.  In fact, I didn’t even really believe it myself untill I doubble checked, and sure enough, number three:

 

the internet… ROTFL

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fuck christmasssss

People shouldn’t need an excuse to be nice to each other.  If you’re going to be an asshole for 364 days a year (365 if it’s a leap year), why stop now?  Especially so close to the end!  And don’t even pretend that it’s about jesus’ birthday.  PLEASE.  Have fun burning in hell pagans.

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Muntadar al-Zaidi: keep on rockin’ in the free world

Why is everyone so shocked that Muntadar threw his shoes at Bush?  It doesn’t exactly take a lot of ingenuity to come up with that one.  Shoes are easily accessible, nicely weighted, and relatively stealth (until you throw them).  They have a pretty good range too, but they’re non-lethal (guess you can’t win them all).

I guess what I’m trying to say is:

WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING GITTY ABOUT HERE?

The most impressive part of this whole thing is Bush’s dodging skills, I honestly didn’t know he had it in him.  Other than that, it’s just not that big a deal.  People do stuff like this when they’re mad.  If I had a nickel for every time I threw something out of anger, I’d be rich as crap.  And face it, THIS GUY WAS PISSED!  You would be too if you had been kidnapped in Bush’s little Iraqi fuck-fest last year like al-Zaidi was.

Frankly, and this is the most shocking part of all, the only person who seems to agree with me is… George W. Bush himself!  That’s right, he was quoted, in response to the incident, as saying:

So what if the guy threw his shoe at me?

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It’s a way for people to draw attention. I don’t know what the guy’s cause is. But one thing is for certain. He caused you to ask me a question about it. I didn’t feel the least bit threatened by it.

Really people? Really?  I’ve manage to make it eight years without agreeing with that asshole, and now this? Thanks again main-stream media, I can always count on you.

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you were some guy’s summer jam but now you just cry and cut yourself while he high-fives his friends about it

I can’t even write about this.  It’s just so FUCKING INFURIATING!!!!!!!  Fuck people, fuck youtube, fuck summer, fuck women, fuck teenagers, fuck theme parks, and FUCK CRAIG DAVID.  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dIiwbrLylM

I just can’t take it anymore.  I can’t do it.  Look at them:

Four-and-a-half stars? REALLY? How the hell does that happen?  Why the fuck would you even put that on youtube anyway?  Who gives a shit?!?!?!  What the fuck is your problem???  And what the hell is up with these guys?  just licking it all up, as always:

Congratulations move2boy and finkofaname, the internet just blew a load on your faces.  Hows it feel?  You’re alright though youssefettouhami.

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intoxiblogariffic

 

so i’m drunk as hell right now, and my addiction to the internet is such that the only thing i want to do is blog. FUc’kinG LAME!@@@!!!!!! yea, i;ve sunk to that level. amyway it’s funny how we do the same shit all the time, but when we’re drunk it’s suddenly more fun.  do our lives really suck so much that we need to be drunk to enjoy them?  NO!!!!!! i’m breaking out of the loop.  i;ll get drunk on my terms from now on thank you very much.  I m doing just what i would be doing when i’m sober, listening to “Mr. Nigga” by Mos Def and writing dumb crap on the internet at 12:15am when I have a meeting the next morning.  tight.  the only difference is that when I’m sober i think it’s a bad idea, so i ocasionally stop having fun so that i can sleep enough to do lame shit later in the day.  Wow, WAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW.  anyway, i forgot where i was going with that, but check this out:

 

that’s the first thing that pops up when you type “math dinosaur orgy” into google images.  also Aphex Twin is the greatist musician of our time.  dummmmm… George Clinton is awesome, and ix’m having troubble typing on this new mac.  also having troubble sleeping and not letting drungs rule my sleep cycles.  caffeine in the morning, alchohal at night, and nicotine to deal with how unhealthy it is.  THE SECRET IS OUT, anyway. yea,  Drunk Blogging, it’s like drunk dialing the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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