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THIS IS A CALL TO MY FEMALE READERSHIP to send pictures of their bare chests (or cleavage if you’re a prude) with “www.errordactyl.com” scrawled across them in sharpie.  The pictures will then be distributed across the internet in prominent (probably inappropriate) places.  If you’re not a female, don’t let that stop you from degrading your friends by convincing them to participate.

Send pictures to: errordactyl@gmail.com

must be at least 18 to enter.

and before you get all on my nuts about this, please also note that I know this is a blatant exploitation and objectification of women, and does not adhere to any “commonly excepted” social ethical code (at least not one that people will admit to).  So if that’s all you want to tell me, save your breath.  I don’t care, because sex sells and that’s a fact.

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What an awesome word!  But what does it mean?  Well it could be this:

or better yet, this:

Merriam-Webster has no idea what it means, but I do!  And it’s even better than girl in a meat grinder… Continue reading

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you were some guy’s summer jam but now you just cry and cut yourself while he high-fives his friends about it

I can’t even write about this.  It’s just so FUCKING INFURIATING!!!!!!!  Fuck people, fuck youtube, fuck summer, fuck women, fuck teenagers, fuck theme parks, and FUCK CRAIG DAVID.  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


I just can’t take it anymore.  I can’t do it.  Look at them:

Four-and-a-half stars? REALLY? How the hell does that happen?  Why the fuck would you even put that on youtube anyway?  Who gives a shit?!?!?!  What the fuck is your problem???  And what the hell is up with these guys?  just licking it all up, as always:

Congratulations move2boy and finkofaname, the internet just blew a load on your faces.  Hows it feel?  You’re alright though youssefettouhami.

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my life sucks

or maybe I’m just doing something wrong

why? just, why?

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