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a new low for filmmakers everywhere

I saw the WORST FUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE yesterday!  I don’t know how it managed to pull off a “G” rating, because it had all the elements necessary to fuck a little kid up forever.  Objectification of women, affirmation of unhealthy social norms, glorification of a homogeneous society, subconscious yonic references EVERYWHERE, all that shit.


barbie fairytopia magic of the rainbow https://errordactyl.wordpress.com

That’s right, “Magic of the Rainbow” from the “Barbie Farytopia” series.  Apparently Barbie isn’t a character, she’s the actress (who knew?), and there are all these different make-believe worlds that she makes movies in.  Barbie Fairytopia is the one where everyone is a ditsy fairy cunt-bag, but there’s also Barbie Mariposa (in Spanish), Barbie Mermaidia, and Barbie Cumslut-Trophywifeopolis.  I don’t know why they let such crap movies have such appealing covers either.  Fucking America.

ANYWAY, “Magic of the Rainbow” gets negative-five stars, and four-hundred thumbs down.  Next time you’re in the mood for mindless subjugation of women, and some good old-fashioned ethnic cleansing, you know where to look.



Filed under music and the arts

a rose by any ghetto name would smell as sweet

For some time now I have been continually baffled by the seemingly endless supply of ghetto names out there.  Where the hell do they all come from?  Are people just pulling this shit out of nowhere?  Today I intend to demystify the ghetto name once and for all, by breaking it down into three distinct sub-categories:

1) Regular names with fucked up spellings

2) Tacky non-name words that are used for names anyway


Magic Johnson (I know that's not his real name) http://errorcactyl.wordpress.com

3) Completely made-up sounds

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Filed under it's the little things that count