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spaghettification

What an awesome word!  But what does it mean?  Well it could be this:

or better yet, this:

Merriam-Webster has no idea what it means, but I do!  And it’s even better than girl in a meat grinder… Continue reading

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take those fucking sunglasses off

Apparently it’s now cool to treat sunglasses as a permanent extension of your face.  You know, inside, at night, to church, weddings, funerals, or wherever the fuck you go.  I don’t know how this happened, but if you are a subscriber to this fashion you may want to consider taking them off, putting them in your mouth, and choking to death in an attempt to swallow them whole.

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Sorry, you look like an idiot.  That’s just a fact, I don’t care how fashionable it is.

And why do you lend so much credence to fashion anyway?  I’m not saying you should look bad all the time, far from it.  Anyone who knows me will tell you that I’m a woman when it comes to shopping for clothes, and that’s fine with me.  Looking good is important, but here’s the deal:

FASHION DOES NOT EQUAL STYLE!!!! Continue reading

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smegma

Yep, that’s the word of the day today.  Check out the Wikipedia article, there’s lots of fun stuff like this picture:

If you go to the entry on Merriam-Webster, you can learn all kinds of fun new words like “sebaceous(as in “cheesy sebaceous matter”).  You can even have the goofy robot voice say it for you, and very politely I might add.

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