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WOMEN OF ERRORDACTYL (and you thought it wouldn’t work)

 

Well that wasn’t so hard, was it?  That’s retorical (fucking stupid ass text based communication).  At any rate, I’m glad that at least SOME of my readers out there don’t take themselves too seriously.  And bonus points for the purple sharpie too, that rules.

So here’s to all of you who don’t have a stick up your ass.  Keep it cumming coming!

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in case you didn’t believe me

I can’t make this stuff up.  Seriously.  I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that someone turned to Google for coital disrobing advice, or the fact that my site came up in the search results.  In fact, I didn’t even really believe it myself untill I doubble checked, and sure enough, number three:

 

the internet… ROTFL

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THE WOMEN OF ERRORDACTYL AD CAMPAIGN!

THIS IS A CALL TO MY FEMALE READERSHIP to send pictures of their bare chests (or cleavage if you’re a prude) with “www.errordactyl.com” scrawled across them in sharpie.  The pictures will then be distributed across the internet in prominent (probably inappropriate) places.  If you’re not a female, don’t let that stop you from degrading your friends by convincing them to participate.

Send pictures to: errordactyl@gmail.com

must be at least 18 to enter.

and before you get all on my nuts about this, please also note that I know this is a blatant exploitation and objectification of women, and does not adhere to any “commonly excepted” social ethical code (at least not one that people will admit to).  So if that’s all you want to tell me, save your breath.  I don’t care, because sex sells and that’s a fact.

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intoxiblogariffic

 

so i’m drunk as hell right now, and my addiction to the internet is such that the only thing i want to do is blog. FUc’kinG LAME!@@@!!!!!! yea, i;ve sunk to that level. amyway it’s funny how we do the same shit all the time, but when we’re drunk it’s suddenly more fun.  do our lives really suck so much that we need to be drunk to enjoy them?  NO!!!!!! i’m breaking out of the loop.  i;ll get drunk on my terms from now on thank you very much.  I m doing just what i would be doing when i’m sober, listening to “Mr. Nigga” by Mos Def and writing dumb crap on the internet at 12:15am when I have a meeting the next morning.  tight.  the only difference is that when I’m sober i think it’s a bad idea, so i ocasionally stop having fun so that i can sleep enough to do lame shit later in the day.  Wow, WAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW.  anyway, i forgot where i was going with that, but check this out:

 

that’s the first thing that pops up when you type “math dinosaur orgy” into google images.  also Aphex Twin is the greatist musician of our time.  dummmmm… George Clinton is awesome, and ix’m having troubble typing on this new mac.  also having troubble sleeping and not letting drungs rule my sleep cycles.  caffeine in the morning, alchohal at night, and nicotine to deal with how unhealthy it is.  THE SECRET IS OUT, anyway. yea,  Drunk Blogging, it’s like drunk dialing the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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