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eat this

I found the coolest restaurant ever.  Finally in this world of hypocritical fast food bullshit there is a shining beacon of light:

The Heart Attack Grill, awesome.  They just make the most delicious, most terrible for you burgers, and then talk about how terrible they are for you.  Guess what, people eat it anyway.  Sorry McDonald’s, everyone knows you make shit food, they eat it because they don’t care, not because they think it’s healthy.  Just give it up with the salads and shit already.

Oh, and on that note the salads are even bad for you.  You get 26% of your daily fat, and 35% of your sodium from the salad alone, with all of the real nutrition stripped out of the shitty re-hydrated lettuce long before you eat it.  Then add the dressing, and you’ve got yourself up to a whopping 54% of your daily fat intake and 56% of your sodium.  Compare that to the 40% daily fat and 50% daily sodium of a Quarter Pounder, and you have yourself a funny joke at the expense of the soccer moms.


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the Smart (ass) car

Some asshole in a “Smart” car cut me off the other night.  I would have been pissed if it wasn’t just so fucking ridiculous.  I mean how do you do that?  What kind of person buys a Smart car AND drives like a jackass??  Wait, hang on, it may actually make sense.  Fact time:

1) They aren’t that cheap (considering).  With a base price ranging from $11,990 to $16,990 depending on the model, this car’s demographic is not exactly going to overlap with that of real “environmentalists”.  It’s more of a second car for someone that is to “Smart” to buy gas every four seconds.  Which brings me to my next point.

2) According to the “About Us” portion of the companies website, the Smart car “has become the ‘it’ car in many countries throughout the world.”  Can we say “status symbol”?  I guess I’d rather have the stay-at-home moms driving those things to Whole Foods than a Suburban.  This way when they crash trying to talk on the phone, paint their nails, fuck with the iPod, and look in the mirror while driving, they’ll only rid the world of themselves.

3) It’s German


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