I saw the WORST FUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE yesterday! I don’t know how it managed to pull off a “G” rating, because it had all the elements necessary to fuck a little kid up forever. Objectification of women, affirmation of unhealthy social norms, glorification of a homogeneous society, subconscious yonic references EVERYWHERE, all that shit.
That’s right, “Magic of the Rainbow” from the “Barbie Farytopia” series. Apparently Barbie isn’t a character, she’s the actress (who knew?), and there are all these different make-believe worlds that she makes movies in. Barbie Fairytopia is the one where everyone is a ditsy fairy cunt-bag, but there’s also Barbie Mariposa (in Spanish), Barbie Mermaidia, and Barbie Cumslut-Trophywifeopolis. I don’t know why they let such crap movies have such appealing covers either. Fucking America.
ANYWAY, “Magic of the Rainbow” gets negative-five stars, and four-hundred thumbs down. Next time you’re in the mood for mindless subjugation of women, and some good old-fashioned ethnic cleansing, you know where to look.